You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

You've farted on people 100 times.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You completed your first day in South Park.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.