You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

You've farted on people 100 times.

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

You sold 300 junk items.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You befriended your father.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.