Reach Utopian level on all world parameters simultaneously

Score a vague personality in Cerri’s quiz

Finish the game with highest chaos in Ecology

Finish the game with lowest chaos in Peace

Collect all clothes and visages

Pissed off the boss' cat

Cram all of your stuff into your desk drawers

Hold over 5000 darksouls

Spare everyone on a single day

Kill all the developers in credits

Finish the game with lowest chaos in Health

Visit Mortimer every day

Doom everyone on a single day