Get nuked, kiddo.

Destroy every single tax document.

Defeat Corrupt Onion and beat the game.

Destroy the book that taught everyone how to speak.

Rip up an old newspaper.

Get a dirty shovel.

Destroy someone else's deed.

Destroy a vandalized poster.

Destroy a waifu.

Tear up Matt's draft letter.

Rip a lame book in half.

Obtain a chunk of gold that makes you feel good.

Rip up a receipt in the trash.