I'm As Shocked As You Are
Defeat an enemy or civilian by stepping in water.
6/18/2011
11:40:49 AM
Common 62.3%
Discerning Taste
Take down a street performer who is imitating a statue.
6/17/2011
10:30:29 AM
Common 63.7%
Watch That First Step
Defeat an enemy by destroying the object they stand on.
6/16/2011
10:12:19 PM
Common 82.7%
Real Tennis format
Win a singles match in 5 sets / 6 games / No Super Tie-break.
6/13/2011
9:08:14 PM
Rare 14.7%
The Closer
Hold the opposing team to 0 points in the final two minutes of regulation, in a non-simulated game.
6/7/2011
8:20:38 PM
Rare 34.8%
Pistol Whipped
Kill 25 enemies with a pistol in Chapter 1: Why We Fight
6/6/2011
8:05:38 PM
Very Rare 5.3%
Wire to Wire
Do not allow your opponent to lead the game at any point with any team, in a non-simulated game.
6/6/2011
7:31:52 PM
Common 52.1%
Grand Theft
Record 10 or more steals with any team, in a non-simulated game.
6/6/2011
7:22:59 PM
Common 66.5%
Swat and Swipe
Record at least 5 blocks and 5 steals with any team, in a non-simulated game.
6/6/2011
7:21:06 PM
Common 58.4%
Smothering
Hold the opposing team's FG% below 40% with any team, in a non-simulated game.
6/6/2011
10:53:00 AM
Common 60.6%
