Completed Level 5.

Slay a Tank.

Slay 100 Orcs In One Level.

Completed Level 2.

Slay 50 Orcs In One Level.

Slay an Orc With a shot to the Head.

THROW A CRATE ON THE NINJA BULLY ON THE SHIP DECK

HIT AN ENEMY WITH A CRATE

With 30 seconds left, win a game of Hoops in which you were tied or trailing

Collect 5 Cars

In the end... (Hit this 50 times)

While my guitar gently weeps. (Hit this 300 times)