You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

You farted on four major authority figures.

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You've spent $500.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You completed your first day in South Park.