You went too far
"Use" all the possible chicks for the Battery Maker 2000.
2/1/2022
10:35:43 PM
Rare 38.6%
Someone bawked!
Survive the Coocoo House without ever getting caught.
2/1/2022
10:34:02 PM
Very Rare 8.2%
Platinum Trophy (Thanks for your money suckers)
Do everything. Now go preorder Trover 2, you little popsicle stick.
12/23/2021
3:26:28 AM
Very Rare 6.2%
The Ultimate Happy Ending
Collect all Power Babies in the game. Then prepare to have your shnudler ringled!
12/23/2021
3:26:28 AM
Rare 15.3%
Final Upgrade!
You got the final upgrade! You're all sticky, like a popsicle stick!
12/23/2021
3:14:38 AM
Very Rare 8.5%
Trover ****s the Universe
You beat the game! You can die a happy now, you slimy, little popsicle stick.
12/23/2021
3:07:37 AM
Rare 39.8%
No Winners In This Game!
Beat Glorkon without getting killed by anyone... Including me. That’s right, I’ve been hunting you.
12/23/2021
3:05:15 AM
Rare 30.7%
That went well...
Glorkon mixed the world! Wait, they get a trophy for that? It’s just a cut scene. They didn’t do anything... God, this is so dumb.
12/23/2021
2:02:04 AM
Rare 44.6%
Daddy Gotta Eat!
Instead of feeding the poor, feed Gail's roommate in under 5 minutes!
12/23/2021
1:34:20 AM
Rare 16.5%
It's A Video Game, Kill Something!
Don't kill any villagers, because God forbid you do something out of the ordinary!
12/20/2021
9:08:31 PM
Rare 23.0%
Worst Guest Ever
You did it! You killed every killable NPC! You're certified, psychopathic killer! Someone should probably call the police...
12/20/2021
9:03:00 PM
Very Rare 8.0%
Really? This Game's Not That Good
Replay the game, instead of getting a real job.
12/20/2021
8:48:41 PM
Rare 27.9%
Here's Donny!
Witness Donny's death, then write an essay about it for your college application.
12/20/2021
8:32:59 PM
Rare 44.4%