You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

You befriended your father.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You've spent $500.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You sold 300 junk items.

You have joined the KKK.

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.