The Answer is 42
Fully decrypt and watch the tower origin transmission.
9/4/2023
9:13:31 PM
Ultra Rare 2.3%
The $600 Man
3D-print all the 3D-printables. After that, go ahead and 3D-print yourself a gold star!
9/4/2023
9:04:12 PM
Ultra Rare 2.4%
I Come in Peace
Slap every alien creature at least once. I suppose that counts as "first contact".
9/4/2023
8:39:30 PM
Ultra Rare 0.6%
Stronger, Faster, Probably Poisonous
Recklessly and irresponsibly eat every Orange Goo on AR-Y 26.
9/4/2023
8:10:59 PM
Ultra Rare 2.6%
Au-revoir Gopher!
Kill 5 Schnozos in 15 seconds. Moles ain't gonna whack themselves.
9/4/2023
7:30:40 PM
Very Rare 7.5%
Stop Crapping On Me, Jessie
Got pooped on by a Skipper. That's good luck, depending on who you ask. Not me. I think it's gross.
9/4/2023
6:57:45 PM
Ultra Rare 4.4%
Pinball Wizard
Kill 5 creatures with a single Charged Shot. Because aiming is for chumps!
9/4/2023
6:09:23 PM
Ultra Rare 3.8%
Build It Up
Gather half the Alien Alloy on AR-Y 26. I'm half-impressed!
9/4/2023
5:43:06 PM
Very Rare 7.3%
That's all people really want to do...
Kick 10 Pufferbirds in 30 seconds. It's why you bought the game. We get it.
9/4/2023
4:44:10 PM
Ultra Rare 3.3%
For Science!
Complete the first set of Science Experiments. Science: It's not just for nerds!
9/4/2023
4:38:48 PM
Rare 10.7%
Deleted But Not Forgotten
Read all of the previous explorer's emails. Kinda nosy if you ask me.
9/4/2023
4:36:12 PM
Very Rare 9.8%
Teratomo? Teratomo!
Re-emerged onto AR-Y 26 after killing Teratomo. Back to work, I suppose!
9/4/2023
4:14:06 PM
Very Rare 8.8%
Teratomo Defeated
Teratomo is no mo'. Now go take a shower. You smell bad. Very bad.
9/4/2023
4:13:47 PM
Very Rare 8.8%
Scott Norwood in the Hizzy...
Kick 25 Pufferbirds and 25 Maroons. It's ok. I don't know who Scott Norwood is either.
9/4/2023
3:37:03 PM
Ultra Rare 1.2%
Your Friendly Neighbourhood...
Execute 10 consecutive grapples without touching the ground. You're like some kind of arachnid-man.
9/4/2023
3:22:11 PM
Very Rare 6.5%
Turdball Wizard
Consecutively bounce on 5 different Springy Egg Sacs. It's like an ethically-iffy bouncy castle!
9/4/2023
3:20:41 PM
Ultra Rare 2.1%
It's Me. But Not Me. But Still Me.
Scan your own corpse. Best not to think about it too much...
9/3/2023
10:33:46 PM
Very Rare 8.4%
Cannibals
Bait 5 creatures into attacking each other. Divide and conquer: Classic strat.
9/3/2023
10:32:21 PM
Very Rare 5.7%
Screw This Noise
You've returned home without fully completing your mission. I'd start looking for new work.
9/3/2023
9:42:41 PM
Ultra Rare 1.2%
Ambidextrous
Use every left hand tool in the game. Gotta hand it to you: You're pretty handy.
9/3/2023
9:11:31 PM
Rare 13.6%