Spend 20 minutes listening to music on the desktop.

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Delete Monika twice while getting deleted zero times.

Review Paula's project plan.

Write a perfect poem for Sayori.

Ruin the game.

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Choose not to quit DDLC.

Spend enough time during the poem minigame for the music to loop.

Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years.

Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.

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Quit the game and then start it again.