You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

You sold 300 junk items.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

You befriended your father.

You farted on four major authority figures.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.