In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You befriended your father.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You have joined the KKK.

You've farted on animals 25 times.