You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

You've farted on animals 25 times.

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You befriended your father.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.