You have peeled 15 Taken off your bumper.

Cynthia Weaver has taken you to the Well-Lit Room.

20 Taken have been drowned, electrocuted, or dispatched by some other indirect means.

Oh, so THAT'S what happened.

You have destroyed 20 poltergeist objects.

You capped 100 Taken with the revolver.

50 Taken have felt your fury. Also, your flashbangs.

You destroyed the bulldozer.

You survived Elderwood National Park.

It is the east, and the flaregun is the sun to 50 Taken.

You bought yourself some breathing time with a flare.

You have discovered five of the hidden chests.

You finally managed to make that phone call.