Everyone in South Park is your friend.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

You sold 300 junk items.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You farted on four major authority figures.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.