You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You've farted on animals 25 times.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.