Capture your first monkey.

Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.

Complete The Stanley Parable.

Awarded for getting any of the other trophies as your first.

Kill an opponent with a mid-air kick

Become the target of a snake and survive the round

Win a round by every opponent falling off the map

Serve a pizza to a customer

Survive 5 minutes with Pasqualina.

Find an Orologion.

Get King Bible to Level 4.

Survive 10 minutes with any character.