Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
10/7/2020
1:14:16 PM
Common 54.3%
Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
10/6/2020
1:04:35 PM
Very Rare 6.5%
Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
10/6/2020
12:04:02 PM
Common 55.4%
Acceptance
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
10/5/2020
1:12:43 AM
Rare 40.9%
Kalebo Thunder
Complete the hoverboard Gold Cup on Kalebo in under 2:05
10/2/2020
12:33:33 AM
Very Rare 5.9%
Faster than a Speeding Amoeboid
Complete the hoverboard Gold Cup on Rilgar in under 1:35
10/1/2020
10:52:22 PM
Ultra Rare 3.7%
Safecracker
Complete every Trespasser puzzle without using AutoHack.
10/1/2020
8:17:23 PM
Very Rare 8.4%
