You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You've spent $500.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You've farted on people 100 times.

You've farted on animals 25 times.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.