QUITE GOOD AT THROWING
“Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”
1/22/2019
10:50:13 PM
Rare 22.5%
Womenfolk in the Water
Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.
1/22/2019
10:39:14 PM
Rare 29.7%
QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS
“Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.
1/22/2019
10:37:49 PM
Rare 31.6%
The Path of Waiting
“Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”
1/22/2019
10:34:10 PM
Rare 35.0%
Begone!
The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.
1/22/2019
10:28:56 PM
Rare 20.1%
Nice Day
Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.
1/22/2019
11:35:10 AM
Rare 20.8%
Thus is Thy Fate Sealed
With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.
1/22/2019
11:18:02 AM
Rare 20.8%
A Bargain to Make
“Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.
1/22/2019
11:15:25 AM
Rare 21.5%
Machete
Kill 5 guards in 15 seconds using only the Sugarcane Machete (without using the Chain Kill)
1/21/2019
10:31:27 PM
Rare 29.2%
In Need of Assistance
Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.
1/21/2019
12:12:46 PM
Rare 27.2%
Vengeance Satisfied
The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.
1/21/2019
12:10:11 PM
Rare 28.7%
Fountain of the Faithless
“Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”
1/21/2019
12:06:45 PM
Rare 32.7%
Into the Deepening Darkness
The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.
1/21/2019
12:01:02 PM
Rare 23.5%
…Bearded Travelers
The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.
1/21/2019
11:53:51 AM
Rare 36.5%
Getting Your Beards Wet
The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.
1/21/2019
11:52:14 AM
Rare 21.7%
The Back Door
Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.
1/21/2019
11:42:57 AM
Rare 22.6%
Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife
“Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.
1/21/2019
11:40:21 AM
Rare 24.2%
Out of the Deepening Darkness
Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.
1/21/2019
11:24:49 AM
Rare 29.1%
The Long Way
“Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.
1/21/2019
11:22:28 AM
Rare 33.1%
Great Barnacled One
It’s dark inside the whale, but the men appear to be intact.
1/21/2019
11:09:52 AM
Common 55.1%
Notorious
Move through New Orleans for 10 minutes in the Assassin Persona
1/20/2019
12:32:53 PM
Common 61.7%
