You farted on four major authority figures.

You've farted on people 100 times.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You completed your first day in South Park.

You have joined the KKK.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.