Dances With Guns
Complete both nightclub encounters without any of the dance-bots being destroyed.
"Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?"
4/4/2009
8:22:58 AM
Rare 10.2%
Meat Your Maker
Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker.
"Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your...hey, I can go on all day."
4/4/2009
8:09:26 AM
Rare 11.5%
Say "No" to Pots
Shoot 30 potted plants.
"Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"
4/4/2009
8:07:08 AM
Very Rare 9.5%
Feeling Punchy
Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat.
"Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."
4/4/2009
7:52:14 AM
Rare 36.6%
...Where Credit is Due
Watch the credits from beginning to end.
"Hey...aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"
4/4/2009
7:45:53 AM
Rare 17.6%
Hazard Master
Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting.
"You've done this before, haven't you?"
4/4/2009
7:42:26 AM
Very Rare 7.3%
Pseudo-Hazard
Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting.
"Well...at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy...'"
4/4/2009
7:42:21 AM
Very Rare 9.7%
Multiplayer Master!
"What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well...not like we can take the trophy back NOW..."
4/4/2009
7:42:14 AM
Rare 15.3%
Hazard Avoider
Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting.
"Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"
4/4/2009
7:42:06 AM
Rare 15.3%
Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands
Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle.
"Like I said…"
4/4/2009
7:40:01 AM
Rare 15.3%
Well, I Heard Them Scream
Kill 50 enemies with the Plasma Rifle.
"Plasma Rifles--they're not just for Space Marines anymore."
4/4/2009
3:49:06 AM
Rare 12.3%
Deja-Vu (All Over Again)
Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7.
"I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!"
4/4/2009
1:22:00 AM
Rare 16.9%
Peekaboo...I Shot You!
Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle.
"Zoom, pow! Right to the moon."
4/4/2009
1:02:07 AM
Rare 29.4%
Draw
Kill 50 enemies with the Dual-Wield Six-Shooters.
"Now all we need is the spaghetti..."
4/4/2009
12:58:18 AM
Rare 12.7%
Boom
Blow up 50 explosive objects.
"Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"
4/4/2009
12:31:17 AM
Rare 11.2%
No Pain, No Gain
Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you.
"That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well...maybe not quite as much."
4/4/2009
12:28:45 AM
Rare 29.9%
Talk!
"What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the trophy."
4/4/2009
12:05:29 AM
Rare 17.7%
Your Turn
Defeat Altos Tratus.
"Forecast for the next level: no more clouds."
4/4/2009
12:03:22 AM
Rare 17.7%
Tramm Ride
Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm.
"One-two shot right to the tentacles."
4/3/2009
11:23:26 PM
Rare 19.5%
Pure Energy
Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol.
"Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"
4/3/2009
10:43:18 PM
Rare 19.8%
Death Hazard
Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills.
"Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?"
4/3/2009
10:14:27 PM
Rare 25.8%
Second Amendment
Kill at least one enemy with every available gun.
"The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."
4/3/2009
10:12:07 PM
Rare 20.1%
Housing Crisis
Escape from Dexter's mansion.
"I gotta get me a house like THAT!"
4/3/2009
9:52:40 PM
Rare 25.6%