Lonely for too long again (Hit this 150 times)

That fact’s a bit dodgy, mate... (Hit 2000 times!)

Fluffy on the outside, tough on the inside. (Hit 750 times!)

Disillusioned again (Hit this 75 times)

Hit the Mayo 150 times.

Earthquakes but not on earth (Hit 50 times!)

Hit the Mayo 10 times.

Bounce on Big Al, Clank, and Qwark's Parade Balloons

Unlock all the rewards!

Hit 10000 times!

Red Mayonnaise. (Hit this 300 times)

Banana? (Hit this 300 times)