You've farted on people 100 times.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You befriended your father.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

You sold 300 junk items.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Who is the Joker?

Identify Black Mask's assassins