Defeat the Mage.

Rearrange a sentence to make a cheese pillar.

Retrieve the scroll from the top of the star projector.

Rearrange a sentence to make the little frog huge.

Find a Glitchbird.

Defeat the Honey Badger in a boxing match.

Read 100 interviews.

Complete at least one of every type of structure (including signs, ladders, and climbing anchors.)

Read 100 mails.

Make your first donation of weapons, equipment, etc.

Pee outside for the first time.

KO a villain with a Quick ability.