You sold 300 junk items.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

You've farted on people 100 times.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.