Collect the cell phone from your school locker.

Call me master.

Staffing up.

Call me sarge.

Well isn't that special.

Second comes first.

See the world, they said.

We are soldiers now.

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.