You changed batteries 100 times.

50 Taken have felt your fury. Also, your flashbangs.

20 Taken have been drowned, electrocuted, or dispatched by some other indirect means.

You have heartlessly knocked over five defenseless can pyramids.

The first devotee to the Cult of the Lamb.

You survived Elderwood National Park.

You have peeled 15 Taken off your bumper.

You have discovered 25 manuscript pages.

You bought yourself some breathing time with a flare.

You have discovered five of the hidden chests.

You finally managed to make that phone call.

Unlike Stucky, you enjoy incontestable health benefits. Namely, you're not dead.