You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

You farted on four major authority figures.

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You befriended your father.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.