Knock a droids head off with your melee attack

Kill an enemy by knocking another enemy into them

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You've spent $500.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Kill a target at a distance of over 100m.

You sold 300 junk items.