Turn the wheel and die

Win the Plate Shoot trophy

Win the Horse Race trophy

Get half of the game cookies

Use at least 10 cookies

Eat 3 rotten things on the floor

Sit through the end credits

Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Acquire a diamond

Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Power Laverne's Chron-o-John