Acceptance
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
4/18/2014
6:23:49 PM
Rare 46.7%
Stick Savior
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
4/18/2014
5:49:01 PM
Rare 43.4%
You bastards!
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
4/18/2014
1:31:27 AM
Very Rare 8.5%
Pulling Mud
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
4/17/2014
5:19:18 PM
Rare 10.2%
Avenger
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
4/17/2014
4:43:44 PM
Rare 48.6%
Nonconformist
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
4/17/2014
4:27:57 PM
Common 58.8%
Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
4/17/2014
1:53:32 PM
Common 70.2%
