Don't Knife The Hand That Feeds
Take Knifey's advice and stab Gene in the gut.
2/5/2025
12:36:08 PM
Common 50.5%
We're All Very Impressed, Trust Me
Juggle an enemy in the air with at least 5 shots.
2/5/2025
12:21:26 PM
Common 58.7%
Speed Run
Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
2/4/2025
10:39:54 PM
Very Rare 6.5%
Settings World Champion
Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.
2/4/2025
7:06:14 PM
Very Rare 9.5%
Get Your First Trophy
Awarded for getting any of the other trophies as your first.
2/4/2025
6:28:47 PM
Common 78.0%
Commitment
Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
2/4/2025
1:41:54 AM
Ultra Rare 2.8%
Speed Run
Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
2/2/2025
7:32:29 PM
Very Rare 7.3%
Fist of the Immortal
All trophies unlocked! Thank you for playing SIFU!
2/2/2025
1:54:27 AM
Ultra Rare 2.8%
Rumble in the Hangar
In the Squats, clear the hangar in less than 1 minute 20 seconds after being detected by the main group.
2/2/2025
1:54:27 AM
Rare 35.1%
Kung-Fu Tussle
Hit 3 enemies in a single strike. (Ignored in introduction level.)
2/2/2025
1:17:44 AM
Rare 19.5%
