Activated all Commentary Nodes with the Developer Commentary Modifier enabled.

Completed the game.

Turn on every faucet in the house at once.

Discovered the Secret Exit in Dino Might!

Have your bazooka ready.

Completed chapter 6.

Discover a Gem Path after earning a Color Gem.

Defeat N. Gin.

Die.

Die.

Discover a Death Route.

Avoid whatever he's flinging at you.

Discover a "?" Bonus Path.