Don't Knife The Hand That Feeds
Take Knifey's advice and stab Gene in the gut.
3/3/2025
11:23:42 AM
Common 50.5%
We're All Very Impressed, Trust Me
Juggle an enemy in the air with at least 5 shots.
3/3/2025
11:08:33 AM
Common 58.7%
Speed Run
Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
2/24/2025
10:21:29 AM
Very Rare 6.5%
Settings World Champion
Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.
2/24/2025
9:58:23 AM
Very Rare 9.5%
Get Your First Trophy
Awarded for getting any of the other trophies as your first.
2/24/2025
9:32:17 AM
Common 78.0%
King of the Crystals
Fully upgrade Health, Armor, or Ammo in a single save slot
2/13/2025
11:56:00 AM
Rare 14.3%
Homemaykr
Spend 8 Sentinel Batteries in the Fortress of Doom in a single save slot
2/13/2025
10:14:20 AM
Rare 15.9%
