You performed a classic blitz play.

With friends like this who needs enemies?

Defeat Stained Glass Demon with just your arm.

Get a Game Over 5 times.

Complete all levels in the game.

Give your Army of Warriors everything you have.

Smash a severed hand.

Finish any level outside of Dan's Crypt without defeating any enemies or taking damage.

Collect every Life Bottle.

Return to Dan's Crypt and smash down the secret wall.

Throw 42 Chicken Drumsticks.

Enchant the Broad Sword.