You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

You've spent $500.

You befriended your father.

You completed the game without selling any items.

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.