You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

You sold 300 junk items.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.