Craft a workbench with four blocks of wooden planks.

Punch a tree until the block of wood pops out.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

GTA Online: Reach Rank 50.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You befriended your father.

You completed the game without selling any items.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.