You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

You've farted on people 100 times.

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.