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Activate the Desert Ruin laser.

Successfully identify your first Demon and survive

Activate the Quarry laser.

Upvote 1 player.

Successfully identify your first Thaye and survive

Complete a weekly challenge mode

Activate the Symmetry laser.

Sucessfully enter a password.

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Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years.