Unlock all Gene Blender upgrades

Collect all songs

Use your saucer's weapons to scare human cattle out of their hidden hives on each map

Complete all odd jobs

Destroy a washed-up scammer in Takoshima

Ascend Takoshima Tower

Outrun Blisk Spores with S.K.A.T.E.

Destroy the crab behind the curtain

Destroy an old foe in Tunguskan ship-to-ship battle

Phone home

Throw a cop through a donut with PK

Invade Takoshima

Upgrade your saucer in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone