Hit 8000 times!

While my guitar gently weeps. (Hit this 300 times)

It's not a phase, it's who I am! (Hit this 10 times)

Hit 5000 times!

Like that old time Rock and Roll! (Hit this 50 times)

Philosophy. (10 hits, follow the life)

Muscles. (10 hits, follow the life)

Just kidding... (10 hits, follow the life)

Feline Ketchup. (Hit this 500 times)

Starchy fashion. (Hit this 200 times)

Cool whip is sexy. (Hit this 200 times)

Hit 3000 times!

Screw that. (Hit this 300 times)