Learn the location of the president

Lure a guard with a girlie magazine

Survive Fortune's attack

Hold up 30 enemies

Down an enemy with steam from a pipe

Disorient an enemy with a cloud of smoke from a fire extinguisher

Defeat Olga Gurlukovich

Kiss a poster in a locker

Clear the game without entering Alert Mode (not including events where Alert Mode is mandatory)

Collect all trophies

Complete at least one of the Snake Tales

Complete Boss Survival

Break the neck of 30 enemies