Triggered all of the story in the game

Spent time playing with Howard's train set

Read all of the Bittern books

Waited for a pint at The Stars and The Whistler

Attempted to break into every caravan in Lakeside Holiday Camp

Arrived and left Wade's surgery many, many times

Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

Unlock all Trophies

Complete the single player Campaign on any difficulty.

Kill all enemies at the Church, Clocktower, and Pool without anyone calling for backup.

Be the first player to start

Own your first property

Win a game using one “House Rule”