Fool every other player with your title of another player's drawing

You've spent $500.

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Defeat the wandering Debt Collector.

Return for a chat with the Clapstructor.

Get a perfect score at the Firing Range on any difficulty.

Discover all named locations on Nekrotafeyo.