This ain't no dream no more.

Make a profit over your total investments in the stock market.

Deliver an unsuspecting victim to the Altruist Cult.

Unlock and explore every collectible warp base.

Sit through the entirety of the really annoying countdown show on TV.

Complete the game with Stan's product in your inventory.

Say goodbye to Suit-O.

Defeat Nipulon.

Pay your bill at Applebee's.

Obtain Creature.

Defeat Dr. Giblets.

Obtain the Jetpack.

Defeat Krubis.