Find a ticket to the World's Fair.

Burn down the Riverbrook Apartments.

Inspect a pair of withered binoceros testicles with genuine enthusiasm.

Only use items to win a fight. No attacks or counter attacks allowed.

At the beginning of the episode, refuse to join Gabe and Tycho 5 times.

Play and win the game without allowing a character to die during combat.

Find and collect all of the hidden collectibles scattered around the game.

Get all party members to Level 15.

Use every combat item at least once in the game.

Complete Career Mode

Complete act 3 of the campaign

Fail 3 out of 5 salvage goals during industrial Action

Read the Machine God's message