You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Proof of upgrading accessories 30 times.

Proof of improving your first shield. Use it wisely to guard yourself.

Proof of improving your first weapon. Did you make something worthy?

Proof of the true savior, who overthrew even the god of light to lead the people to a new world.

Proof of obtaining the ultimate garb, imbued with destructive magic.

Proof of making the impossible possible by using Eradia to bring the world a 14th day.